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September 19th, 2008
09:29 pm
All right, what the fuck is goin' on. Why the fuck don't I have tits anymore.
((lol couldn't find a loli picture of Hermes, but she's regressed to about 10 years old, remembers everything))
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September 15th, 2008
10:49 pm
So, I heard from this Fungami dude that someone named Okuyasu's lookin' for a nice chick?
Well well well, looks like it's your lucky day, boy-o. I just happen to be lookin' out for some cute ass.
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September 10th, 2008
11:14 pm
So, I was out at the club yesterday night, kickin' it the good ol' Hermes way, when I look over and I see this guy right, fucking tearin' up the dance floor.
That was all good and shit, made me all excited and all, but then I realized, holy shit, I've seen that motherfuckin' ass before.
He was fuckin' droppin it like it was more than hot, and his ass was practically brushing against the floor, and when he turned around and faced me, I was like, fuck man, is that Pucci?! Fuckin' Pucci? Dancing to Apple Bottom Jeans?
Shit, man. Wish I got a good look before he fucking bolted for the door.
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August 29th, 2008
12:57 am
I NEED SOME ASS. MEN, HAND OVER YOUR DICKS.
FUCK.
ANASUI, I SWEAR TO GOD, ONE DAY I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU/MAKE YOU FUCKING CRY LIKE A BABY
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August 1st, 2008
12:36 pm
Damn, there's a lot of drama goin' on here in this joint.
I mean, I was in an all-women prison myself, but seriously. My 'who fucked who?' sensors are goin' haywire.
All of you need tampons or something. Damn.
But, anyway. Whose cocks have been where? I'm dyin' to know.
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July 24th, 2008
06:27 pm
GUESS WHO'S BACK, BITCHES?! That's right, good ol' Hermes Costello, back in town after being gone for like, what, a couple of weeks? Damn, did I miss all you crazy sons of bitches. Everyone get over here so I can fucking slap you in the ass and hit you with my boobze.
I see we have new installations of "hey, is that a chick? no, it's a dude!" people. Feel free to crash at my place when you all stop being gay.
Syke, I love gay people. BWAHAHAHAHA.
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July 3rd, 2008
03:54 pm
Shit, my head hurts like a fuckin' bitch.
Warning, kiddies: never watch Disney movies when you're severely goddamn drunk. It gives you bad ideas.
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June 22nd, 2008
10:32 pm
Announcement, guys:
Anasui is gay
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June 21st, 2008
10:45 pm
Damn, what's up with all the men here? After bein' put in an all-chicks prison for so long, it's kinda weirding me out.
So, yeah. Attempt at rape will mean balls in my boobs. You better recognize.
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